A ten-year-old boy wrote the following letter to his stepfather: 

Dear Dad, 

     I thought you didn't love me as much as you love Stephanie and Robert, your real children.  I'm sorry for thinking that way.  Maybe because you hug Stef and Bob a lot and you don't hug me at all.  And maybe also because of the gifts.  Last Christmas, you bought a scooter for Stef, you bought a bike for Bob, and you just bought a water pistol for me.  And last week, you bought Stef a nice dress, and you bought Bob a nice pair of pants, but you just bought me a pair of socks. 

     But yesterday, I realized that you love me as much as your real children-- because of the gifts.  I'm so happy that I got the best and the biggest.  Stef got a hamster, Bob got a goldfish.  And me? Wow, I got a 14-foot boa constrictor!  What do I feed it, dad? 

     Thanks...DAD! 
                                  Love, 

                                  Melvin 
 
 

     "Now, who among you little cuties would like to go to heaven?" she asked.  All of the tots gathered raised their hands. 

     The nun smiled.  Then, without warning, she pulled out a .44 Magnum and began shooting at close range.